Wednesday, June 6, 2007

A Tarnished Silver Lining

I'm watching a television show on PBS called Haley's Hints. It's pledge week and they seem to be running a scad of 1-minute household hints all together. Here are some of the hints:
  • Cleaning pet hair from your couch with kitchen gloves;
  • Opening a tight peanut butter jar with a rubber band as a gripper;
  • Removing tarnish from silver with water softener and table salt;
  • Storing old gift wrapping paper and wallpaper rolls in panty hose!
These are pretty cool hints. Technology and wealth have created tremendous benefits to our society, but they also have created the strangest of little problems that need to be solved. Like, "what the heck will I do with all this old wrapping paper and panty hose?"

I wonder, what would a third-world person think if they saw this show? American culture is pervasive. Perpetual TV re-runs of Dallas and Webster have guaranteed that, so the rest of the world knows about western proclivities. While Juan is sorting coffee beans in his hut, he can dream of the time when he can clean his own silver.

Now please excuse me, I need to buy some panty hose.

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