Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Restless Blackjack Syndrome

I can't imagine how difficult it must be, to be afflicted by the horrible condition known as Restless Leg Syndrome. Suffers have symptoms like, "an urge to move, usually due to uncomfortable sensations that occur primarily in the legs." When I was a kid, we called that being antsy. But from the nifty little article on Wikipedia I gather that at least some people have real problems with it.

Thankfully, Mirapex is ready to heal your restlessness (with a doctor's prescription of course). I experienced a Mirapex advertisement today, and one phrase blew my mind:
... if you experience increased gambling, sexual, or other intense urges, then see your physician...
Come again? Should we be calling it Viagrapex? That must be some potent stuff indeed.

I kind of thought of Restless Leg Syndrome as a great alibi when you kick your partner in bed. Sorry honey, I guess it's the RLS acting up again! (wink, wink) But it sounds like the side effects are even worse. After all, it's easy to blame an innocent kick on RLS, but it's quite a bit harder to explain how you got caught binging on Butterfingers at a Texas Hold'em poker orgy. I guess it was the Mirapex, sweety!

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

World's Highest Product Placement

Continuing on the theme of the Everest show, I started looking a little more closely at the climbers' jackets, and I started seeing things. Well actually, I started seeing corporate logos. In particular, the best climber, Mogens Jensen, has a bunch of "gsk" logos stuck to his jacket and his hat. Could that be the drug conglomerate Glaxo-Smith-Kline? Yep.

And if I wasn't mistaken I also saw logos for Motorola and (maybe?) ask.com.

Now I seriously doubt that Glaxo-Smith-Kline manufactures mountaineering parkas or hats, nor does Motorola.

Of course not. These climbers are advertising for corporate sponsors. What I don't know is whether they found their own personal sponsor, or if the producers provided a certain number of "product placement" emblems throughout the show. On the one hand, it's clear that "gsk" has been Mogens Jensen's personal patron for at least two years (he's an asthmatic, and I'm sure they have asthma medicines for sale). On the other hand, product placements are sure money-makers for reality shows. Other shows like Top Chef have so many product placments that it's hard to draw the line between entertainment and advertisement anymore.

I predicted that by the third season, we would be seeing aspiring young actors auditioning for the show. Now I wonder if we will instead be watching a climber drinking his Evian springwater while warming his feet on a Coleman Stove and watching CNN on his Motorola mini-TV...

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Beyond the Limit

The Discovery Channel is airing a new season of its reality program, Everest, Beyond the Limit. I find it fascinating that the show is sponsored by Mastercard. The producers are already working on the new hit series, Your Credit, Beyond the Limit. I mean really, did Mastercard even look at the title before they sponsored it?

The program itself is quite fascinating. It's a reality-info-tainment documentary of climbers that pay a guide service for the privilege of climbing Mount Everest. I assume that the producers are paying for the same privilege for their camera and sound men to trail along and catch all of the grueling details. And to attach small cameras to the Sherpas that blaze trails and help climbers. The so-called SherpaCams™ can go places that normal mortal camera dudes can't.

The danger of death is very real, much more real than Deadliest Catch, where Alaskan crab fishermen lounge around at sea level and breathe luxurious 21% oxygen. Climbers have to deal with high altitudes, icy and windy conditions, and bad weather. The casualty rate is usually not measured by whether somebody died in the season, but how many died. And even those who don't die are susceptible to losing their fingers or toes (or nose!) due to frostbite. But this is not a huge surprise, to anybody who has read the book Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer.

The really interesting thing is that the conditions are so extreme, and the location is so remote, the documentary crew are not really impartial observers any more. Last season, a climber David Sharp died right on the trail as other climbers hiked by. There is some controversy over whether Sharp was seen by the climbers early in the climb on the way up, or later on their way down. Still, the expedition leader David Brice made the decision to continue his expedition and provide no rescue assistance. Understanding that the camera crew, Sherpas, and Brice himself were being paid by Discovery channel and the other climbers, one can imagine that the urge to continue the expedition was quite strong. We have a TV show to make here. Interestingly, the portion of the video where Sherpas encountered Sharp was editted out of the show. It's not clear if there was a "right" decision that could have been made, but in that kind of situation the decisions of the filmmakers themselves could have life-or-death consequences. (Another example of this is the documentary Black Tar Heroin which followed several heroin users for a year in San Francisco.)

This is the second season of the Everest show. I can already see that the producers have "selected" the climbers for the greatest entertainment value. So far we have been introduced to the Biker Dude, the L.A. Reporter, the British Pub Mate, and the Asthmatic Athlete. I'm surprised that none of them is an aspiring actor trying to get onto Desperate Housewives. It's so hard to get onto reality television these days, don't you know?

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Frilly Liveried Land Lubber

Every year the US federal government basically has an employee "pledge drive" for charities called the Combined Federal Campaign. It's an interesting idea: get employees to pledge a certain amount, and then the government takes the money right out of your paycheck! Other employers do that too.

This year's campaign was more surprising than usual, since it's the first time they have peppered the workplace with these bizarre posters.


I get it. They're playing off of the Pirates of the Carribean. There are other posters that goof on Field of Dreams, Happy Feet, and Shrek.

But it's just not clear to me how a rastafarian pirate dressed in a glitter jacket is going to stimulate the charitable spirit. I mean, pirates pillage, don't they? (But then again, it's not clear to me what Postal-Shrek is supposed to mean either.)

Let's take a closer look at this scurvy dog. Check out his hair:

What are those? Yep, they're carabiner-earrings! And looking still closer, there are other keychains braided into his hair as well. If that's where he keeps his keys, he must jingle a lot every time he swabs the deck or climbs the forecastle.

Check out his feet too:

Uh huh, those are slippers with paper clips attached. This is is a very fashion-challenged pirate, but at least he is utile.

I believe that this year's pirate (and baseball hero) was played by David Lipscomb (man at pictured podium). Mr. Lipscomb, I salute you playing along with such a ludicrous concept.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Tipping the Moving Men

One thing my parents never taught me was to tip the moving men. Probably it's because they'd never hired a moving company in my lifetime up to that point. It just never crossed my mind that professionals that were being paid once should be paid again. Some people are probably rolling their eyes and saying, "Duh!" right now.

When I moved here to Maryland, my employer paid for a moving company, and that moving company screwed up in many ways, including being several weeks late on the delivery end.

But now I wonder whether my stuff was in "limbo" for those several weeks because I never tipped the pick-up guys. It's a revelation that is actually very disturbing to me if true....

This came to mind recently once, when I was thinking about getting a new refrigerator, and wondering if you should tip the delivery guy. And the answer is, probably yes. Then it came up again a few days later when a newly arrived coworker said he tipped his movers $30 each. And there were six guys!

Apparently there is an undercurrent of monetary gratuity that I am completely obvlivious to!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Iridium Craze


This summer I have spent a bit too much of my time searching for Iridium Flares. For the uninitiated, the flares are sun glints from Iridium Communication Satellites which pass overhead at regular intervals. Each satellite is one of a constellation launched by Motorola in the late 1990s. Motorola's idea was that mobile, wireless, global communication would be the wave of the future... and that satellites would make the wave even more future-y. They got half of the equation right, mobile communication is big, but the satellite constellation was too late, too expensive (more than a dollar a minute!), and just too inconvenient for consumer use. Motorola's venture eventually failed, but was resurrected to service the U.S. Military (for which late, expensive and inconvenient are ideal conditions).

But aside from largess, it turns out that Iridium satelllites have another cool property. The communication antennae of these birds are shiny and large enough that a specular reflection of the sun is possible, that make wonderfully bright flares as seek from the ground. For the geeks out there, the satellites are at an altitude of about 780 km. The sun subtends about a half a degree of arc, which means the specular reflection should be spread out about ~6-7 km on the earth's surface. Since the satelllites travel at about 7 km/s, the maximum flare lasts just a few seconds. In reality, there is a more diffuse reflection which spreads out a larger area and makes the flare last for about 20 seconds total.

The flares are very bright, very specific to your location, and very short. It's quite possible for you to see a bright flare, and a friend just 10-20 miles away sees barely anything. Thus, when chasing flares, it's important to know three important things: where you are, the precise time, and where to look.

I took the photo above with my little digital camera (no tripod!). The streak is an Iridium flare with a 15 second exposure. It is chopped because I started the exposure late. The black lines are power lines next to the road.

Catching a Flare

I knew in advance where and when to catch the flare because I knew those important three items (my position, the exact time, and where/when to look).

I use the web service called Heavens Above to predict flares times. It is very straightforward to create an account. One of the first things when you create an account is to enter your coordinates (latitude and longitude).

You can determine your location most easily using Jef Poskanzer's ACME Mapper (or, you can use a GPS device if you have one). Just find your self in the Mapper by clicking the link, and panning and zooming (or searching). Be sure to zoom in close enough so that you are within a kilometer or less. Then read off your latitude and longitude from the indicator. Here is what you need to look for:

Then it's a simple matter of plugging those examples into the coordinate boxes of Heavens Above. For example, the latitude box for the coordinates above would look like this:

and the same for the longitude box. Ignore the "Minutes" and "Seconds".

Once you enter your coordinates, you should be at the Heavens Above main page. Click on the Iridium "next 7 days" link to get predictions of flares near you for the next week.

Handy tip: focus on the -5, -6, -7, -8 or -9 flares. Because of the crazy astronomical magnitude system, more negative means brighter. Thus, the most spectacular flares are -8 or -9 (but these are rare).

Now you have your list of flare predictions. The last thing you need is the precise time. If you have a GPS, use it. Flares predictions are exact to the second, so you need a clock accurate to one second as well. The easiest thing to use is your cell phone clock, which is actually synchronized very accurately by the cell phone company. Unfortunately, your cell phone usually gives minutes and no seconds, so you will have to guestimate to the number of seconds. You can also synchronize your wristwatch to an official time server (such as the US server) and use that.

Now go out and watch. I have two final tips. First, the time given in the prediction is the time of flare maximum, so be sure to be looking a few seconds early. Usually you will be able to see a faint, fast-moving dot before it starts to get really bright. Second, if you are looking for flares at 50, 60 or 70 degrees altitude above the horizon, this will be much higher on the sky than you think. Be prepared to crane your neck. For lower altitudes, you will need to find an open space away from tall trees.

I guess my fascination is two-fold. For one thing, the really bright flares are quite spectacular. The brighter flares are easily the brightest objects in the sky for those few seconds. For another thing, there is something wonderful in how regular and predictable the universe is.

Monday, August 27, 2007

World's Deadliest Kitch

Now it's time for this month's media commentary.

The show World's Deadliest Catch was a pretty interesting show, although after three seasons, there's not much more the producers can do with a show about crab fishing in the Alaskan Sea... But now we have
  • Ice Road Truckers
  • Lobster Wars
  • Wildcatters
  • Tuna Wranglers
Tuna Wranglers? Are they kidding me? What's next, Scab Pickers?

Can't they let a good idea die a peaceful death? Nope, they're going to milk the "deadly job" theme until it's undead, just like they did for: game shows, reality shows, home makeover shows, poker shows, pretty much in that order.